When Slimming Was The Coolest Thing In The World

When Slimmer was still fresh, I was in my early 20s and was working in a retail store in New York City.I was making a few hundred dollars an hour and felt like the world was ending.I had a job where I got paid to do some sales.I didn’t have any friends, and I was […]

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How to be more like Slim Jesus: A guide for the new, hip millennial

I’ve known Justin Timberlake for more than 20 years.He’s my best friend, my best musical partner and my biggest fan.We have so many things in common, but he’s also my biggest, most important fan.The moment I met him, it was like we were instantly connected.So I started talking to him and talking to people about […]

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