Slimes are one of the things that makes your life easier.

If you have no idea what a slime is, you can make one at home by cutting a few pieces off of the back of a parakeet and putting them in a bowl.

Then you can just put the slimes into the bowl and cover it with plastic wrap.

The slimes are really, really good.

The only problem is, most people don’t have a parrot.

Or a lizard.

Or even a turtle.

So, for the rest of us, it’s all about making the right kind of slime. Read more